being spitefully queer in a publix at 8 pm

being spitefully queer in a publix at 8 pm

Tuesday 23rd May 2023

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podcastwizard

me, at 2 pm, when the stores are open: you don't have any little treats in the house. if you want a little treat later, you have to go to the store and buy one now.

me: *does not go to the store*

me, at 9 pm, when the stores are closed: tweat? 🥺 no tweats for me? 🥺🥺 cries 🥺 cries for one thousand years 🥺🥺🥺

Thursday 20th July 2023

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chamiryokuroi

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Happy Birthday to the boy!!

crossstitchworld:
“pattern is Autumn in the Valley (added the backstitching after my last post) by fancyfoxglove on Etsy by  seltzerbitch
”

Thursday 20th July 2023

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crossstitchworld

pattern is Autumn in the Valley (added the backstitching after my last post) by fancyfoxglove on Etsy by seltzerbitch

Thursday 20th July 2023

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scarletspider-official

I'm on the haiiiii :3 way to helllll

Anonymous asked

[Player]'s autoimmune disease flared up.

deathscreenmessages

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Thursday 20th July 2023

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raimi:
“ romolite:
“ heir-of-the-founders:
“ theoneandonlyredrobin:
“ the-mighty-tor:
“ blakegdiamond:
“ easyvirgin:
“ happy Thursday the 20th
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I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
”
next days...

Thursday 20th July 2023

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easyvirgin

happy Thursday the 20th

blakegdiamond

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

the-mighty-tor

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

theoneandonlyredrobin

It’s tomorrow. For me it’s only 10:43 so I’ll leave this here

heir-of-the-founders

Guys its the end of the list D:

romolite

The last Thursday the 20th

raimi

Here are the next 6 years!

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

Thursday 20th July 2023

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Thursday 20th July 2023

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mammutblog

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timbit drake rob

Wednesday 19th July 2023

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teabree-shark:
“shyflops:
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Wednesday 19th July 2023

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cloacacarnage

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

theryanproject

Smoove with it too 

meqabitch

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

bankuei

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

batter-sempai

Baseball players are to be feared

thenamesdiondra

Reblogging for the last one

saito-91

^Same for me

amuzed1

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

scp2008

much woah

lord-blongus

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

cleoselene

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

lostspirit101

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

funnierabbit75

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

greatcomputerearthquake

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Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

shyflops

Clip from a newspaper. It is a quote from Randy Johnson, Seattle Mariners pitcher. "I don't own a gun, but I keep a bag of baseballs near our bed. If someone breaks in they better be wearing a batting helmet because I'm going to throw at their head."

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this

imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

teabree-shark

Are we all forgetting that Randy Johnson then went on to make a sports photography company, and the logo for said company is the obliterated bird?


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